[NASSAU STREET] is the seventeenth file of the Princeton Tapes received by Reddit/Discord user TheSharp0ne on February 21, 2018.
Transcript[]
[Street ambience.]
Vince: Oh, there she is. Hey! Hey, uh, you gave me this the other day. [Vince presumably shows her the zine.]
Goth girl: Oh! Cool, yeah. Are you a student here? ‘Cause we actually meet every other Saturday. Uh, we’re Cryptozoologists and UFO-chasers, and-
Vince: No no, wait- Look, look. See this kid? [The paper crinkles as Vince presumably shows her the photo of five-year-old Vince.] He, um. Doesn’t this kid look familiar to you?
Goth girl: No... I always think this section is the saddest thing. Like, spooky shit’s fun. But that stuff is…. real. That’s the real horror. [She chuckles awkwardly.] But, anyways, uh, here: take our card. We’re sponsored by the student government, so you could get a journalism credit if that’s your thing.
Vince: Yeah… Thanks anyway.
[Street ambience.]
Vince: Shit, well. I guess the guys aren’t fucking with me. [He pauses.] Maybe I should try and call him, or something. What the fuck is the deal with this kid, then?
[Street ambience, people talking, cars honking, which then trails off into 14 seconds of silence. End.]